Is It Physically Possible To Be Worse Than Ryan Zinke?

Less than 24 hours after he was confirmed as Interior Secretary on Thursday, David Bernhardt was facing multiple ethics investigations for shaping federal environmental policy to benefit his former clients. And for covering it up, of course. He’s no Scott “Jizz Mattress” Pruitt, but Bernhardt’s strong entry puts him in pole… [Read More...]

Michael Avenatti Has Been A VERY NAUGHTY BOY

Goddammit, Blue Eyes! You coulda had class. You coulda been a contender. Well … maybe not so much. But it sure as shit didn’t have to go down like this. Today Michael Avenatti is being charged with extortion in New York, stealing client funds in California, and bank fraud in Mississippi… [Read More...]

Chelsea Manning Going To Jail Again

Hey, remember a couple months back when assistant US Attorney Kellen Dwyer accidentally pasted text about a secret indictment of Stinky Cat Lady Julian Assange in a totally unrelated EDVA case? SMOOOOOOOTH. But it appears that particular bill is coming due for real now, and Mr. Dwyer is spending a … [Read More...]