Jacob Wohl Spits Up Own Dick Again

If you’ll remember, the last time Jacob Wohl and his … roommate? … Jack Burkman threw a press conference, it was for their fake Robert Mueller sexual assault accuser who was gonna show up, except she decided not to, and then she later admitted it was completely made up. Today’s press conference … [Read More...]

Let’s Mock Jacob Wohl Some More, Because F*ck That Guy

By now you’ve already read the latest story of young, uncanny valley-looking garbage baby Jacob Wohl setting his own dick on fire and eating it, by trying to trick gay Republican twinks ‘n’ otters into falsely claiming that Pete Buttigieg sexually assaulted them. (If you haven’t, by all means … [Read More...]